Katy Perry California Gurls Official Music Video Uncensored Version ExposedEvery few years, we all hear songs about California that define that state for a few years until the next. Back in the ’90s, it was Tupac and Dr. Dre’s “California Love.” Last decade, it was “California” by Phantom Planet. Hell, there is a laundry list of iconic songs about the state.Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” is setting out to be the next California theme song. Let’s see how it measures up to the rest…Watch Katy Perry California Gurls Official Music Video Uncensored Version Exposed HereLast time I heard Katy was a couple of years ago when she blew onto the scene with her hit, “I Kissed A Girl.”The song might have been provocative had I not been in college at the time–among Ani DiFranco’s tunes and girls kissing other girls to make a titillating statement, it all felt a little passe, a guitar strap ctually.Anyway, Katy wrote the song “California Gurls” apparently as a West Coast answer to “Empire State of Mind,” because there weren’t enough songs repping for California. She’s apparently unfamiliar with the songs we already listed. Or the countless others, I guess.But, regardless, what about the music?Ah. Well, the house-music keys and beat sound suspiciously like another song that “TiKs” me off to no end. Katy tends to show up in some places with that dollar-sign girl, too, so the derivative sound is not surprising. But every line in the track is a clich–”where the grass is really greener,” “sex on the beach” and so on. The most egregious call out of all, though? Her “Daisy Dukes” references in the chorus.Watch Katy Perry California Gurls Official Music Video Uncensored Version Exposed HereHate to break it to you, Katy, but that started right here in the South.